January 2009
31 posts
Ellen →
I can’t believe I have a PhD and can only find a job working for $15 an hour.
Sam →
I can’t believe I continued our Facebook poke war, even in the midst of our heated argument.
Katie →
I can’t believe I have been on postsecret!
Josh →
I can’t believe I got pulled over stoned and got away with it.
Shelbie →
I can’t believe I got caught having sex with a man 23 years older than me… by my mom.
Janelle →
I can’t believe I feel so impressed with myself when I make a full sentence with refrigerator word magnets.
Phoebe →
I can’t believe I once forgot what a four was.
Janelle →
I can’t believe I feel so impressed with myself when I make a full sentence with refrigerator word magnets.
Phoebe →
I can’t believe I once forgot what a four was.
Marj →
I can’t believe I used to think a Pedestrian was a member of a religion that refused to use cars.
Camilo →
I can’t believe I am still awake at 1:30 a.m. doing a job that makes me lose my faith in humanity.
Robert →
I can’t believe I was 20 years old by the time I figured out how to masturbate.
Camilo →
I can’t believe I am still awake at 1:30 a.m. doing a job that makes me lose my faith in humanity.
Marj →
I can’t believe I used to think a Pedestrian was a member of a religion that refused to use cars.
Robert →
I can’t believe I was 20 years old by the time I figured out how to masturbate.
Dylan →
I can’t believe I took two years off of school so that I could learn to appreciate it, and now I’m back and I still hate it.
Peaches →
I can’t believe I only get twenty hours at work while the new person we JUST hired is getting almost full time.
Jared →
I can’t believe I still have not stopped smoking pot even though I know it keeps food out of my daughter’s mouth.
Matt →
I can’t believe I dropped acid at 3 am when I should have been writing my essay.
Amanda →
I can’t believe I haven’t turned on the heat yet when it’s 40 degrees in my apartment.
Vincent →
I can’t believe I s–t my pants on a cruise.
Brenda →
I can’t believe I have a daughter who took her top off in a bar just to win $700.
Liza →
I can’t believe I can still feel his disgusting fingerprints on my skin, nearly a decade later.
Marie →
I can’t believe I masturbated in the restroom at work the other day.
Cheryl →
I can’t believe I stay with him when he makes me so angry that i’ve murdered the stuffed animals that he’s given me.
Susan →
I can’t believe I once thought that scoring high on IQ and aptitude tests would get me somewhere in life.
Allie →
I can’t believe I saw that Jon had $1,000 to overpay with.
Allie →
I can’t believe I got dumped on our anniversary/ New Year’s because his mom threatened to cut him off.
Dominique →
I can’t believe I have looked at the back of EVERY Wardrobe I’ve come across looking for Narnia.
Jon →
I can’t believe I overpaid my cable bill by $1,000.
Adam →
I can’t believe I left the most beautiful, intelligent, and compassionate girl at the altar, and now, at the age of forty-three, sit at home alone, and find myself an addict who hates himself.
Staphanie →
I can’t believe I partied away the money I got from an insurance settlement to fix my car after a wreck, then told my parents I spent in on an abortion.
jerry →
I can’t believe I watched my beagle have 4 puppies.
Alexander →
I can’t believe I can talk to girls without the slightest fear of embarrassment, yet can’t work up the courage to ask a girl to the movies with me.
jerry →
I can’t believe I watched my beagle have 4 puppies.
Staphanie →
I can’t believe I partied away the money I got from an insurance settlement to fix my car after a wreck, then told my parents I spent in on an abortion.
December 2008
63 posts
Alexander →
I can’t believe I can talk to girls without the slightest fear of embarrassment, yet can’t work up the courage to ask a girl to the movies with me.
Whitney →
I can’t believe I am going to buy a pregnancy test with a gift card I got for Christmas.
Ian →
I can’t believe I got naked, put on an alien mask and chased a fat girl from my apartment holding a paper plate my roommate s–t on.
Mindy →
I can’t believe I love him but sleep with his brother.
Mindy →
I can’t believe I love him but sleep with his brother.
Whitney →
I can’t believe I am going to buy a pregnancy test with a gift card I got for Christmas.
Ian →
I can’t believe I got naked, put on an alien mask and chased a fat girl from my apartment holding a paper plate my roommate s–t on.
alyssa →
I can’t believe I used to think that christmas was a place.
Michelle →
I can’t believe I still have to remind myself that Nana won’t be there for Christmas ever again.
Nick →
I can’t believe I still watch the Muppets Christmas Carol each December.
Kate →
I can’t believe I feel guilty every time I walk by a Salvation Army bell ringer and do not contribute.
Mark →
I can’t believe I have let things get to the point that I’m testing smallpox vaccinations for money.
Erin →
I can’t believe I used fabric softener for 6 months thinking it was laundry detergent.
Sarah →
I can’t believe I was once convinced that the world was a video game that I controlled and every time someone died it was because I had pressed the wrong buttons.