January 2009
31 posts
Staphanie →
I can’t believe I partied away the money I got from an insurance settlement to fix my car after a wreck, then told my parents I spent in on an abortion.
jerry →
I can’t believe I watched my beagle have 4 puppies.
Alexander →
I can’t believe I can talk to girls without the slightest fear of embarrassment, yet can’t work up the courage to ask a girl to the movies with me.
jerry →
I can’t believe I watched my beagle have 4 puppies.
Staphanie →
I can’t believe I partied away the money I got from an insurance settlement to fix my car after a wreck, then told my parents I spent in on an abortion.
December 2008
63 posts
Alexander →
I can’t believe I can talk to girls without the slightest fear of embarrassment, yet can’t work up the courage to ask a girl to the movies with me.
Whitney →
I can’t believe I am going to buy a pregnancy test with a gift card I got for Christmas.
Ian →
I can’t believe I got naked, put on an alien mask and chased a fat girl from my apartment holding a paper plate my roommate s–t on.
Mindy →
I can’t believe I love him but sleep with his brother.
Mindy →
I can’t believe I love him but sleep with his brother.
Whitney →
I can’t believe I am going to buy a pregnancy test with a gift card I got for Christmas.
Ian →
I can’t believe I got naked, put on an alien mask and chased a fat girl from my apartment holding a paper plate my roommate s–t on.
alyssa →
I can’t believe I used to think that christmas was a place.
Michelle →
I can’t believe I still have to remind myself that Nana won’t be there for Christmas ever again.
Nick →
I can’t believe I still watch the Muppets Christmas Carol each December.
Kate →
I can’t believe I feel guilty every time I walk by a Salvation Army bell ringer and do not contribute.
Erin →
I can’t believe I used fabric softener for 6 months thinking it was laundry detergent.
Mark →
I can’t believe I have let things get to the point that I’m testing smallpox vaccinations for money.
Sarah →
I can’t believe I was once convinced that the world was a video game that I controlled and every time someone died it was because I had pressed the wrong buttons.
Val →
I can’t believe I thought x-ing was pronounced, “Kzing” when I crossed at crosswalks.
Maureen →
I can’t believe I let him beat me, but it only took me selling the Xbox for him to leave.
Patrick →
I can’t believe I pretend to believe in god so my wife won’t leave me.
Patrick →
I can’t believe I pretend to believe in god so my wife won’t leave me.
Andrew →
I can’t believe I spent so much time as a child trying to use the Force.
Jason →
I can’t believe I quit playing music & sold my equipment on ebay.
Jason →
I can’t believe I have never flown.
Joe →
I can’t believe I am doing this instead of my homework.
Margaret →
I can’t believe I said “I’m sorry sir, XL is not an operating system!”
Andrew →
I can’t believe I am about to go to Europe for a girl who has a boyfriend.
Austin →
I can’t believe I once thought the people on television lived inside it.
Joanie →
I can’t believe I used to worship Courtney Love.
Nicole →
I can’t believe I can’t think of anything to confess.
Jack →
I can’t believe I used to think spoilers on cars were formed by driving the car really quickly until they melted and formed upward out of the trunk.
Nicole →
I can’t believe I can’t think of anything to confess.
Jack →
I can’t believe I used to think spoilers on cars were formed by driving the car really quickly until they melted and formed upward out of the trunk.
Joanie →
I can’t believe I used to worship Courtney Love.
Austin →
I can’t believe I once thought the people on television lived inside it.
Anastacia →
I can’t believe I smoke pot, do ecstasy and still have a 3.9 GPA my senior year of college majoring in microbiology.
Janna →
I can’t believe I skipped 4 classes and was surprised when I got a C.
Joseph →
I can’t believe I am withholding sex from my girlfriend.
Lisa →
I can’t believe I married someone I don’t want to have sex with.
antisoccermom →
I can’t believe I broke my foot on my birthday.
Tim →
I can’t believe I have managed to be HIV positive for 20 years without going on meds or becoming full-blown!
Ali →
I can’t believe I turned her down because she had a horrible laugh.
Jon →
I can’t believe I am gay but feel like I’m in love with my best female friend.
sage →
I can’t believe I want to have sex with my divorce lawyer.
Darren →
I can’t believe I used to think that when people died in movies they were really death row inmates who were scheduled to be executed anyway.
sage →
I can’t believe I want to have sex with my divorce lawyer.
Darren →
I can’t believe I used to think that when people died in movies they were really death row inmates who were scheduled to be executed anyway.
Steph →
I can’t believe I stayed up all night thinking of you, then when you talked to me in school i fell asleep.