January 2009
31 posts
Staphanie →
I can’t believe I partied away the money I got from an insurance settlement to fix my car after a wreck, then told my parents I spent in on an abortion.
Jan 1st
jerry →
I can’t believe I watched my beagle have 4 puppies.
Jan 1st
Alexander →
I can’t believe I can talk to girls without the slightest fear of embarrassment, yet can’t work up the courage to ask a girl to the movies with me.
Jan 1st
jerry →
I can’t believe I watched my beagle have 4 puppies.
Jan 1st
Staphanie →
I can’t believe I partied away the money I got from an insurance settlement to fix my car after a wreck, then told my parents I spent in on an abortion.
Jan 1st
December 2008
63 posts
Alexander →
I can’t believe I can talk to girls without the slightest fear of embarrassment, yet can’t work up the courage to ask a girl to the movies with me.
Dec 31st
Whitney →
I can’t believe I am going to buy a pregnancy test with a gift card I got for Christmas.
Dec 30th
Ian →
I can’t believe I got naked, put on an alien mask and chased a fat girl from my apartment holding a paper plate my roommate s–t on.
Dec 30th
Mindy →
I can’t believe I love him but sleep with his brother.
Dec 30th
Mindy →
I can’t believe I love him but sleep with his brother.
Dec 30th
Whitney →
I can’t believe I am going to buy a pregnancy test with a gift card I got for Christmas.
Dec 30th
Ian →
I can’t believe I got naked, put on an alien mask and chased a fat girl from my apartment holding a paper plate my roommate s–t on.
Dec 30th
alyssa →
I can’t believe I used to think that christmas was a place.
Dec 27th
Michelle →
I can’t believe I still have to remind myself that Nana won’t be there for Christmas ever again.
Dec 27th
Nick →
I can’t believe I still watch the Muppets Christmas Carol each December.
Dec 26th
Kate →
I can’t believe I feel guilty every time I walk by a Salvation Army bell ringer and do not contribute.
Dec 25th
Erin →
I can’t believe I used fabric softener for 6 months thinking it was laundry detergent.
Dec 25th
Mark →
I can’t believe I have let things get to the point that I’m testing smallpox vaccinations for money.
Dec 25th
Sarah →
I can’t believe I was once convinced that the world was a video game that I controlled and every time someone died it was because I had pressed the wrong buttons.
Dec 24th
Val →
I can’t believe I thought x-ing was pronounced, “Kzing” when I crossed at crosswalks.
Dec 23rd
Maureen →
I can’t believe I let him beat me, but it only took me selling the Xbox for him to leave.
Dec 23rd
Patrick →
I can’t believe I pretend to believe in god so my wife won’t leave me.
Dec 22nd
Patrick →
I can’t believe I pretend to believe in god so my wife won’t leave me.
Dec 22nd
Andrew →
I can’t believe I spent so much time as a child trying to use the Force.
Dec 20th
Jason →
I can’t believe I quit playing music & sold my equipment on ebay.
Dec 19th
Jason →
I can’t believe I have never flown.
Dec 19th
Joe →
I can’t believe I am doing this instead of my homework.
Dec 18th
Margaret →
I can’t believe I said “I’m sorry sir, XL is not an operating system!”
Dec 18th
Andrew →
I can’t believe I am about to go to Europe for a girl who has a boyfriend.
Dec 17th
Austin →
I can’t believe I once thought the people on television lived inside it.
Dec 17th
Joanie →
I can’t believe I used to worship Courtney Love.
Dec 17th
Nicole →
I can’t believe I can’t think of anything to confess.
Dec 17th
Jack →
I can’t believe I used to think spoilers on cars were formed by driving the car really quickly until they melted and formed upward out of the trunk.
Dec 17th
Nicole →
I can’t believe I can’t think of anything to confess.
Dec 17th
Jack →
I can’t believe I used to think spoilers on cars were formed by driving the car really quickly until they melted and formed upward out of the trunk.
Dec 17th
Joanie →
I can’t believe I used to worship Courtney Love.
Dec 16th
Austin →
I can’t believe I once thought the people on television lived inside it.
Dec 15th
Anastacia →
I can’t believe I smoke pot, do ecstasy and still have a 3.9 GPA my senior year of college majoring in microbiology.
Dec 13th
Janna →
I can’t believe I skipped 4 classes and was surprised when I got a C.
Dec 13th
Joseph →
I can’t believe I am withholding sex from my girlfriend.
Dec 12th
Lisa →
I can’t believe I married someone I don’t want to have sex with.
Dec 11th
antisoccermom →
I can’t believe I broke my foot on my birthday.
Dec 11th
Tim →
I can’t believe I have managed to be HIV positive for 20 years without going on meds or becoming full-blown!
Dec 10th
Ali →
I can’t believe I turned her down because she had a horrible laugh.
Dec 10th
Jon →
I can’t believe I am gay but feel like I’m in love with my best female friend.
Dec 9th
sage →
I can’t believe I want to have sex with my divorce lawyer.
Dec 9th
Darren →
I can’t believe I used to think that when people died in movies they were really death row inmates who were scheduled to be executed anyway.
Dec 9th
sage →
I can’t believe I want to have sex with my divorce lawyer.
Dec 9th
Darren →
I can’t believe I used to think that when people died in movies they were really death row inmates who were scheduled to be executed anyway.
Dec 9th
Steph →
I can’t believe I stayed up all night thinking of you, then when you talked to me in school i fell asleep.
Dec 6th