January 2009
31 posts
Ellen →
I can’t believe I have a PhD and can only find a job working for $15 an hour.
Jan 20th
Sam →
I can’t believe I continued our Facebook poke war, even in the midst of our heated argument.
Jan 19th
Katie →
I can’t believe I have been on postsecret!
Jan 17th
Josh →
I can’t believe I got pulled over stoned and got away with it.
Jan 16th
Shelbie →
I can’t believe I got caught having sex with a man 23 years older than me… by my mom.
Jan 16th
Janelle →
I can’t believe I feel so impressed with myself when I make a full sentence with refrigerator word magnets.
Jan 16th
Phoebe →
I can’t believe I once forgot what a four was.
Jan 16th
Janelle →
I can’t believe I feel so impressed with myself when I make a full sentence with refrigerator word magnets.
Jan 15th
Phoebe →
I can’t believe I once forgot what a four was.
Jan 15th
Camilo →
I can’t believe I am still awake at 1:30 a.m. doing a job that makes me lose my faith in humanity.
Jan 15th
Marj →
I can’t believe I used to think a Pedestrian was a member of a religion that refused to use cars.
Jan 15th
Robert →
I can’t believe I was 20 years old by the time I figured out how to masturbate.
Jan 15th
Camilo →
I can’t believe I am still awake at 1:30 a.m. doing a job that makes me lose my faith in humanity.
Jan 14th
Marj →
I can’t believe I used to think a Pedestrian was a member of a religion that refused to use cars.
Jan 14th
Robert →
I can’t believe I was 20 years old by the time I figured out how to masturbate.
Jan 13th
Dylan →
I can’t believe I took two years off of school so that I could learn to appreciate it, and now I’m back and I still hate it.
Jan 13th
Peaches →
I can’t believe I only get twenty hours at work while the new person we JUST hired is getting almost full time.
Jan 12th
Jared →
I can’t believe I still have not stopped smoking pot even though I know it keeps food out of my daughter’s mouth.
Jan 10th
Matt →
I can’t believe I dropped acid at 3 am when I should have been writing my essay.
Jan 9th
Amanda →
I can’t believe I haven’t turned on the heat yet when it’s 40 degrees in my apartment.
Jan 9th
Vincent →
I can’t believe I s–t my pants on a cruise.
Jan 9th
Brenda →
I can’t believe I have a daughter who took her top off in a bar just to win $700.
Jan 8th
Liza →
I can’t believe I can still feel his disgusting fingerprints on my skin, nearly a decade later.
Jan 8th
Cheryl →
I can’t believe I stay with him when he makes me so angry that i’ve murdered the stuffed animals that he’s given me.
Jan 7th
Marie →
I can’t believe I masturbated in the restroom at work the other day.
Jan 7th
Susan →
I can’t believe I once thought that scoring high on IQ and aptitude tests would get me somewhere in life.
Jan 6th
Allie →
I can’t believe I saw that Jon had $1,000 to overpay with.
Jan 5th
Dominique →
I can’t believe I have looked at the back of EVERY Wardrobe I’ve come across looking for Narnia.
Jan 3rd
Allie →
I can’t believe I got dumped on our anniversary/ New Year’s because his mom threatened to cut him off.
Jan 3rd
Jon →
I can’t believe I overpaid my cable bill by $1,000.
Jan 2nd
Adam →
I can’t believe I left the most beautiful, intelligent, and compassionate girl at the altar, and now, at the age of forty-three, sit at home alone, and find myself an addict who hates himself.
Jan 1st